Whee Refuse to Sink

Aquarius: Oh my god I am such a barely-functional hot mess....

Aquarius: ...But also amazing.

Aquarius: Sooooo amazing.

Aquarius: But soooo pitiful and confused and weird...and awesome...but crazy...

Person: ...Wait are you being serious right now?

Aquarius: Who knows?!

Aquarius: Yes, I am fully aware that there are people who would vehemently disagree with me on this.

Person: *nods head* Exactly.

Aquarius: Those people are wrong.

Person: You're weird...

Aquarius: Yes, thank you.

Person: .....

Aquarius: Well don't be upset!

Person: I didn't say I was upset.

Aquarius: No, but I feel it. In the air.

“Nobody has any idea how much I love them and I don’t have any idea how to make them see! But also if they could I think they might become slightly concerned…”
— Aquarius thought (via aquariussitsalone)

Aquarius: ...

Aquarius: I'm not even going to respond to that.

Person: Geez why you gotta be so rude?!

Aquarius: Because I don't like you.

Person: ....

Aquarius: At all.

Person: You know, you could have said that a lot more nicel-

Aquarius: I literally do not care at all.

Dealing with Stress.

Aquarius: Oh, god....the stress....

Aquarius: Ohh horror, the responsibilities....too many responsibilities...cannot deal...must not panic....what to do?!

Aquarius: Can't....*yawn*...do.....*eyelids getting heavy*...anyth-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

“Over-analyzing to the extent to which I over-analyze is a difficult trait to manage because I end up deciphering and understanding each side of so many situations that I find myself floating around in some pseudo-reality where every concrete manifestation could be a projection of an endless string of different realities.”
— Aquarius thought (via aquariussitsalone)

Aquarius: *talkin shit about someone unaware that the person can hear*

Person: Hey! Are you talking shit about me?! I can hear you!

Aquarius: *...oh shit...shit shit...how to save face...wait no fuck that*

Aquarius: Hell fucking yeah I was talkin shit about your dumb ass! Why don't you come over here and I'll say it again to your face, I don't give a fuck!

officialjakuzure:

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

Because sperm: gotta catch ‘em all

officialjakuzure:

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

Because sperm: gotta catch ‘em all

(via unicagem)

Disney Women + Quotes

(Source: practicallydisney, via pixarsarah)

katharinehenry:

Paperman is my favourite short…thought I’d share some of my obsessive fangirling over it. :)